luzribeiro | Sexy diplomacy could've served us much better!

"I support my darling black African woman," ... "I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders ... Leezza, Leezza, Leezza. ... I love her very much. I admire her and I'm proud of her because she's a black woman of African origin," the colonel [Muammar Gadhafi] told al-Jazeera in an interview in 2007.

While we saw Osama bin Laden (probably) internally jerking off to images of himself being portrayed in the foreign media, and definitely fapping IRL to some home porn DVDs, it seems Gadhafi's diplo-crush must've been much more sophisticated and subtle.

I have no doubt that he'd have gone beyond just trying to ~~strangle~~ eeeh, I mean, massage her neck (like W. did to Frau Merkel), or whistling behind his teeth after her passing by (like Sarko did, as Obama was checking out that nice round butt out there), or even slapping her thigh - if he had the chance to get within a hand's reach of Condie.

One might wonder how long his obsession with her kept him "kinda" liking the West, but he surely did change the tune in recent years, and became Our Crazy Pal, just before he became Doctor Evil of course. But really, if sex-appeal could be used in diplomacy in pursuit of a country's policies, why not? It's a pity that these two lovebirds didn't get to know each other a bit closer. Who knows, maybe a new democracy could've popped out without having to go to such troubles today? You know, rebels, tanks, fighter jets and all that stuff. NOT SEXY! But... who could've known?

...Although, I suspect Condie would've just said: