The Purell presidency!

[luzribeiro]

Conspiracy theory time, folks! Do bear with me! With the Covid-19 outbreak now reaching triple-digit deaths daily, Trump's gonna lock the whole country down, cancel the elections, and put the military in charge. He'll then re-allocate funds to building that Wall to keep the zombies, germs, E.T.s, etc out. Then go play golf or something.

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/07/07/donald-trump-germaphobe-1399258

With a germaphobe like him, you'd think, in an emergency like this, he's the guy I'd want in charge, heh?

Meanwhile...