luzribeiro | The knight & the princess

The brave knight arrived at the chambers of the beautiful princess. She was weeping quietly...

"Tomorrow they will give me to the dragon!", she sobbed. "Every year they give the most beautiful maiden to the fuckin dragon. And this year it's me! Why-oh-whyyy am I so fuckin beautiful!?"

"I can save you!", the knight ventured ardently.

"What?", the princess looked up with a sudden hope in her voice. "You will kill the fuckin dragon?"

"Um, there might be a simpler solution", the knight said with a strange note in his voice.

Then he started unzipping his jeans.

"Oh...", the princess got the point. "Isn't there another-other fuckin way?"

"Well", the knight hesitated. "I could always smash your face with my sword handle, and you won't be the most beautiful maiden any more. Or we could go the easy way and you just won't be a maiden any more. You've got to choose, my princess".

So the princess sighed, and she started untying her corset.

The fuckin dragon was in for some surprise...